THE LIBERAL LIE CaRtOoN GaLLaRy AND YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Obama's campaign strategy - if it sounds good, plagiarize it. If it excites an audience, say it. If it has no substance, it doesn't matter because he said it. The new Field of Dreams - "If he says it they will come." I have a new plagiarized paraphrased quote for Obama, " Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can GIVE to you." The new JFK ? Not hardly!



YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - ANDERSON, S.C. -- Authorities say a man drove a stolen car to the Anderson County Sheriff's Office to demand the return of nearly $2,000 officers seized from him during a drug arrest last June. Deputies said after they told Charles Chambers, 36, to leave Tuesday afternoon, an officer noticed he got into a car that matched the description of a vehicle stolen about three hours earlier.

Another officer pulled the man over and told him to stop the car. The officer said Chambers stuck a screwdriver in the ignition to shut it off because the vehicle's key switch had been removed. Authorities say Chambers was charged with possession of a stolen automobile, driving under suspension and a tag violation.

Maybe he was rehearsing for yet another sequel to, "Dumb and Dumber." Sheeeesh! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

In 1836 brave men made one last stand at the Alamo to save Texas and give birth to the Republic of Texas a place where honest men could make a life for they and their families. Hillary now makes her last stand in Texas to save her political hide and find a place in Washington where she can lie, cheat , and steal her way to political power for her and her family.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - NEW YORK -- A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account.
Lovell said he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money.

Prosecutors said the bank - which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank - confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company.
The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said.

"America's Most Convenient Bank." I'll say. Stop in today and help yourself to any account, even if it isn't yours. Have a nice day. THAT is customer service....big time!!!! - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Fainting, passing out, goo, goo eyes and screaming for the Democrat Rock Star, Barack Obama. Elect him and people will faint, pass out and scream at Barack Obama for other reasons like, taking our money, expanding government, and surrendering to Islamic Terrorism.

YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up - LEXINGTON, Ky. -- A Danville family has received an $8,000 water bill for house they say they haven't lived in for more than two years. The granddaughters of Lurlene Gray say they are stuck with the high bill that covers part of January and February. Sherlene Tucker told WKYT in Lexington that she paid the last bill she received, about $35 to cover the period from October 9 through December 11. Tucker said her mother owns the house, but she went to a nursing home two years ago.

The ground around the home isn't saturated and there are no apparent signs of a leak.
Tucker says she was told by a water company employee that the $8,000 bill was not a clerical error. The water was turned off yesterday, but the family is asking the city for an explanation.

I'll give the family an explanation. A City government screwed up. So what else is new ? - YoU CaN't MaKe tHiS StUff Up

Geritol Commies. Fidel and Raul. A new, "President, " but the same old dictatorial ways. Ahhh Cuba land of corrupt Communist blunders. A Hollywood favorite!

Ken Taylor