THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

"Change," is coming to Washington and Barack Obama is bringing it. It seems to me that we have seen this type of change before. It was called the Bolshevik Revolution .

YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - DES MOINES, IOWA — A hand model, magician and actor blames a Martha Stewart-branded lounge chair for snipping off a bit of his livelihood. In a lawsuit filed Monday against Kmart Corp. and Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Patrick Albanese said he was moving the Martha Stewart Everyday lounge chair on a deck in June when the front tubular legs collapsed, crushing his right index finger between one of the chair legs and a tubular bar.

The lawsuit said the fingertip fell beneath the deck but was later retrieved by a relative. Albanese's attorney, Guy Cook, said the finger tip was reattached by a surgeon. Albanese, of the Des Moines suburb of Clive, is seeking compensation for past and future medical expenses, physical and mental pain and suffering, permanent partial disfigurement and loss of earning capacity.

Abbra Cadabbra, watch Martha make your finger disappear. Of course that is like holding the knife company accountable if you cut your finger while pealing potatoes ! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

It takes a lot of, "experience," to quit the Senate. They will have to dust his seat off in the Senate Chambers before his replacement shows up !



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - PADUCAH, Ky. — Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in. "When I rang the bell at the jail and told them who I was, they were surprised," Toy told The Paducah (Ky.) Sun newspaper. "I guess they haven't seen that before." Toy, 21, was in the McCracken County Regional Jail in western Kentucky awaiting trial on charges stemming from a July home invasion. He's also serving a four-year sentence for theft.

Officials said he escaped early Monday while on a cleanup detail in the lobby. He bolted after a guard unlocked the front doors to clean trash from a breezeway. But Toy returned that afternoon, wet and covered with grime. He told authorities his sister had persuaded him to surrender because his family feared for his safety. Jailer Bill Adams said he doubts Toy's account. He thinks the escapee spent his brief liberty hiding beside the Tennessee River.

Adams said it was the first time in his 14 years as a deputy and jailer that he's seen an escaped convict willingly return. Toy told the newspaper, "It was a spur of the moment decision. I saw an open door and just ran through it." He added, "I am sorry about what I did. If I had it to do over again, I would have never run out the door."

I guess this is one jail bird who just could not spread his wings ! Three hots and a cot sounded better than cold nights on the Tennessee River - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up





$75 dollar per hour per worker, $1600.00 per car and the Unions say they are not going to give anymore concessions. Let GM go bankrupt and they'll make concessions. The bankruptcy Judge will see to that!



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. — A travel guide's list of the best places in the world to be entombed includes a cemetery for animals in a New York City suburb. "Lonely Planet's Best in Travel 2009" includes the Hartsdale Pet Cemetery with the Taj Mahal and the Great Pyramids among the 10 "best places of rest." A spokesman for Hartsdale says it's "delighted to be in such esteemed company."

The guide says the headstones at the pet cemetery are fascinating to read. One says, "Sport: Born a dog, died a gentleman." There are 70,000 creatures and several bereaved humans in the 112-year-old pet cemetery, which is 20 miles north of New York City. A spokeswoman for the publisher says the book tries to include "a variety of travel experiences."

I wonder is Stephen King knows about this Pet Cemetery ? - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




"They're baaackkk ! " Hillary for Secretary of State, Bill putting his nose in everything, 31 of 47 appointed staffers former Clintonites, Clintonites at the Justice Department and who knows when the list will stop. Ladies and Gentleman ...........CLINTON III !!!!!


Ken Taylor