THE LIBERAL LIE CARTOON GALLERY AND YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up

The best unemployment news that this country could EVER receive is when ,"We the people," fire the ENTIRE Congress. Starting with Damascus Nancy and Halitosis Harry ! (Halitosis is the only smell word I could think of that started with an "H")



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - HAMILTON TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Santa Claus posed with a very large kitty on his lap — and now, unfortunately, he might need rabies shots. Jonathan Bebbington was playing the jolly old elf during a Santa Paws photo event at a PetsMart store when he was bitten Sunday on the wrist and hand. The event was to raise money for Penny Angel's Beagle Rescue group.


The cat and owner disappeared after the incident. At least one person thought it was a bobcat, said Joan Kerr, president of Penny Angel's. "It had absolutely huge paws, like 3 inches around," Kerr said. The cat, named "Benny," appeared terrified because dogs were nearby, Bebbington, 47, told The Press of Atlantic City.

"It had very powerful jaws and big teeth," he said, estimating the cat weighed about 30 pounds.The woman who brought it to the store told people there she bought the cat from a breeder in Wyoming for $1,500. "Her last words were, 'I have a permit and the cat has all his vaccines,' " Bebbington said. Unless the owner produces vaccination records, Bebbington will have to receive rabies shots starting Thursday as a precaution. He's already had a tetanus shot.

"You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout, I'm telling you that, Santa Clause got bit by a CAT!" Poor St. Nick! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up



You know once he serves his prison sentence he and Obama could open up a used car lot and rip people off the Chicago way. At least it fits their personalities better.



YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - NEW YORK — A retired New York City man says he's spent $7,500 fighting a $115 parking ticket because he's got "nothing else to do." Former electrical hardware firm vice president Simon Belsky says he was erroneously ticketed two years ago. The 63-year-old says the ticket cites his van for blocking a Brooklyn fire hydrant even though the only hydrant on the street was down the block.

The November 2006 fine has ballooned from $115 to about $200 with penalties.
Belsky was in court last week and is due back Feb. 2. He says if he wins he'll file a civil suit against the city to recover the $7,500 he's spent on legal work. He says if any compensation is awarded he'll donate it to educational programs.

I would have paid the ticket and used the $7500.00 and gone on a nice vacation. The guy should run for Congress, he would work great on the bailoutmania! -YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




" Step right up and get your bailout money here! We've got buck for cars, houses, banks and corrupted politicians. All paid for by the people of The United States whose money we LOVE to spend on stupid ideas! " Sincerely, your United States Congress.




YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up - CARSON CITY, Nev. — A contract worker for a Nevada sheriff's department is accused of driving drunk to a jail to test a suspects blood alcohol content. Fifty-three-year-old Kathleen Cherry told a Carson City sheriff's deputy who smelled alcohol on her breath that she had one margarita before driving Friday night.

She's accused of failing field sobriety tests and registering a blood alcohol content over the state's legal limit of 0.08 percent. Cherry is a phlebotomist, trained to draw blood for lab tests. She was booked on a misdemeanor drunken driving charge, and her bail was set at more than $1,000.
She declined to comment.

I guess she didn't want the suspect to fail the test alone! - YoU cAn'T mAkE tHiS sTuFf Up




I'll bet Bubba loves hearing all this stimulus talk. It must remind him of the good old days with the White House interns!


Ken Taylor